Clouds of Mass Destruction - Crimson Spear

$19.99
Size
Nicotine Level

A carefully crafted weapon, once used in the wars during the 3rd age. Crimson Spear. A spear drenched in watermelon blood, grasped by the hands of an elite warrior. Thrown across the battlefield, it hurdled towards the mortal taste buds of the enemy. The Crimson Spear struck, showering the enemy in a blast of authentic watermelon, winning the battle. Once the spoils of the battle were gathered, the victors joined hands, sharing stories of war, all thanks to the power of the Crimson Spear.

Get your taste of the Crimson Spear.

It's. Straight. Up. Watermelon.

You recently viewed

Clear recently viewed
Spin to win Spinner icon