Clouds of Mass Destruction - Crimson Spear
A carefully crafted weapon, once used in the wars during the 3rd age. Crimson Spear. A spear drenched in watermelon blood, grasped by the hands of an elite warrior. Thrown across the battlefield, it hurdled towards the mortal taste buds of the enemy. The Crimson Spear struck, showering the enemy in a blast of authentic watermelon, winning the battle. Once the spoils of the battle were gathered, the victors joined hands, sharing stories of war, all thanks to the power of the Crimson Spear.
Get your taste of the Crimson Spear.
It's. Straight. Up. Watermelon.